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Monday, September 28, 2009

T-Minus 4 Days


My suitcase looks like it at the contents of my closet and vomited it up all over the living room. Sorry, Mom...
I'm bringing 5 pairs of shoes. 2 pairs of flippie-floppies, 1 pair nice black flats, 1 pair sneakers, 1 pair hiking boots. Sorry, Melampy...
A traveler never knows when he or she might encounter a migraine or sea sickness or traveler's diarrhea or allergic reactions or any amount of bruises and bug bights.
Sorry, air port security... (It's all legal, I swear.)